Harry Kewell: His Waving Grace
Image: Scott Barbour/Getty Images. No, we haven’t a clue either, but when we saw this photo of Hazza taken at the Moomba Festival Parade last month, we knew it would be a travesty if we failed to...
View Article‘Baller In Blue: Alessandro Del Piero Signs With Sydney FC
Read more about the Juventus icon’s move down under here. Image: PA.
View ArticleSocceroos: In Training & Stark Contrast
We’re fascinated by the lack of melanin Tim Cahill’s Aussie international teammate possesses in comparison to him. Fascinated in the sense that, we simply do not understand it. Image: Syamsul Bahri...
View ArticleThe Midweek Mmm: Alessandro Del Piero, Sydney FC
Image: Brendon Thorne/Getty Images AsiaPac. If ADP thought that turning 37 and moving to Australia were going to stop us getting right up in his personal space, the next few months are going to be...
View ArticleThe Friday Fringe: Hagi Gligor, Sydney FC
Image: Mark Kolbe/Getty Images AsiaPac. Forgive him. He’s only nine in Kickette Years and knows not what he does. But each and every one of us has a solemn duty to keep him the hell away from fellow...
View ArticleGood Week/Bad Week: Bruised Egos & Battered Buttocks
Image via dirtytackle. ADP & Emile Heskey facing off over a shiny hubcap. There may be a better way to promote interest in Australia’s A-League, but we can’t think of it. GOOD WEEK Daddy Dearest:...
View ArticleChantelle Tagoe: Meeting With Resistance
Reigan & Jaden Heskey have just been asked to appear on a TV gameshow. Something tells us that having witnessed Daddy’s TV debut, Chantelle Tagoe is going to have a hell of a time convincing them...
View ArticleTom Rogic: Out Of Order
We wonder what could’ve been so funny as to prompt the Aussie international to buck the ‘front and centre’ trend? Image: Nike.
View ArticleLuke Sherbon: Pause For A Paunch
Image: Robert Cianflone/Getty Images AsiaPac. We’ve all experienced the shame of shutter paunch (definition: an upsetting phenomenon caused by people photographing you when your tummy is folded into...
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